Legendary & Historical
Napoleon’s travel-sized hairbrush
Cleopatra’s expired eyeliner
Shakespeare’s chipped mug (says “World’s Best Bard”)
Joan of Arc’s left gauntlet (used as a doorstop)
Queen Victoria’s half-knitted scarf
Henry VIII’s emergency sausage
Leonardo da Vinci’s unfinished to-do list
Genghis Khan’s lucky yak tooth
Julius Caesar’s dice (two sixes and a pebble)
Galileo’s cracked telescope lens
Florence Nightingale’s squeaky shoes
Attila the Hun’s souvenir snow globe
Marie Antoinette’s comb (full of cake crumbs)
Winston Churchill’s personal biscuit tin
Alexander the Great’s bronze toenail clipping
Confucius’ meditation bell (missing the clapper)
Cleopatra’s spare asp
King Tutankhamun’s “Do Not Disturb” sign
Richard III’s travel pillow
Nero’s melted fiddle pick
20th Century Icons
Elvis Presley’s left shoe (used as a door wedge)
Marilyn Monroe’s emergency fan
Albert Einstein’s chalk nub collection
Andy Warhol’s unused soup tin
Freddie Mercury’s moustache comb
Princess Diana’s cereal spoon
David Bowie’s moon rock (fake, but he thought it was real)
Frank Sinatra’s whiskey-flavoured chewing gum
Pablo Picasso’s backwards beret
Alfred Hitchcock’s unused shower curtain
Jimi Hendrix’s broken guitar string (kept in a Tic Tac box)
Charlie Chaplin’s eyebrow pencil
Audrey Hepburn’s cat calendar
Salvador Dalí’s melted spoon
Judy Garland’s backup ruby slipper (right foot only)
Nikola Tesla’s forgotten sandwich
Agatha Christie’s blunt pencil
John Lennon’s half-used lemon
Greta Garbo’s false moustache (used once)
Che Guevara’s emergency poncho
Political & Military
Margaret Thatcher’s handbag key
Barack Obama’s half-eaten granola bar
Stalin’s chess piece (queen, ironically)
Abraham Lincoln’s pocket lint
Churchill’s emergency cigar (wrapped in cling film)
Hitler’s Game Boy (Tetris only, very scratched)
Donald Trump’s expired tanning mitt
Queen Elizabeth II’s backup handbag
Joe Biden’s lucky penny (glued to a coaster)
Kim Jong-il’s VHS copy of Free Willy
Pol Pot’s stress ball
Nelson Mandela’s broken reading glasses
JFK’s cufflink with a bent pin
Angela Merkel’s emergency stapler
Vladimir Putin’s judo belt (frayed and sweaty)
Artists, Writers & Thinkers
Sylvia Plath’s burnt toast
Jane Austen’s broken fan
Virginia Woolf’s pencil sharpener
Charles Dickens’ monocle (never worn)
Roald Dahl’s unused golden ticket
Mark Twain’s moustache wax
Stephen King’s haunted typewriter key
Oscar Wilde’s mirror (cracked, of course)
Beatrix Potter’s rabbit brush
Franz Kafka’s paperweight (a beetle)
George Orwell’s “Big Brother is Watching You” badge
James Joyce’s ear trumpet
Maya Angelou’s spare pair of socks
Emily Dickinson’s invisible ink bottle
Terry Pratchett’s banana bookmark
Ernest Hemingway’s dented flask
JK Rowling’s first failed wand prototype
Tolkien’s broken pipe
Dr Seuss’ left-handed glove
Sport & Music
Muhammad Ali’s practice glove (signed by himself twice)
Diego Maradona’s sandwich wrapper
Serena Williams’ crushed tennis ball
Pele’s lucky sock (never washed)
Usain Bolt’s half-eaten banana
Mick Jagger’s fake tooth
Madonna’s emergency microphone
Beyoncé’s glitter jar
Britney Spears’ broken flip flop
Elton John’s backup sunglasses (no lenses)
Paul McCartney’s vegetarian chewing gum
Lady Gaga’s meat dress hanger
Taylor Swift’s lyric napkin (wine-stained)
Snoop Dogg’s lighter (engraved: “Please return”)
Kurt Cobain’s untuned guitar pick
Adele’s tea-stained coaster
Fictional or Cobbleditch-Worthy
Sherlock Holmes’ lost sock
Darth Vader’s breath mint
The Queen of Hearts’ spare jam tart
Yoda’s yoga mat
Gandalf’s forgotten hat pin
Willy Wonka’s second-best cane
Dracula’s bedtime slippers
Paddington Bear’s emergency marmalade jar
Batman’s ripped cape
Godzilla’s toenail (in resin)
The Phantom of the Opera’s allergy pills
Mr Bean’s comb (never used)
Santa Claus’s broken sat-nav
James Bond’s shaken-not-stirred cocktail shaker
The Mona Lisa’s spare smile (on vellum)
The Loch Ness Monster’s signed photo
Gandalf’s coffee order (always wrong)
Fat Brian’s birthday card from 1987 (never opened)
The original Cobbleditch town map, drawn on a napkin by Mr Cheese while sneezing
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