🧳 New Cobbleditch Zoo Exhibits:

  

🧳 New Cobbleditch Zoo Exhibits:

1. The Umbrella That Hates Rain
   Sits closed in a glass case. Occasionally sighs.

2. The Socks of Famous Left Feet
   One sock per case. Names engraved. The right socks? Lost forever.

3. The Invisible Queue
   People wait politely. No one knows why. Occasionally someone moves forward.

4. The Door to Nowhere (That Opens Elsewhere)
   Visitors open it and briefly vanish. Return holding unusual receipts.

5. The Complaint Letter Written by a Horse
   Framed. Dated 1842. Still under investigation.

6. The Biscuit Tin That Screams When Opened
   Discontinued. For good reason.

7. The Eternal Jigsaw Puzzle
   1,000,001 pieces. One always missing. Yet it's always completed.

8. The Teapot of Intermittent Prophecy
   Only predicts cheese-related events. Occasionally correct.

9. The Cushion That Moos When Sat On
   Nobody knows why. It insists it's not a cow.

10. The Phone That Only Dials Your Regrets
    Coin-operated. Strongly discouraged.

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