Monday, May 25, 2026

πŸ•³ Exhibit #100: “The One They Don’t Talk About”

   

πŸ•³ Exhibit #100: “The One They Don’t Talk About”

Status: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁤⁢⁡⁢⁤⁢⁤⁢⁢⁠⁢⁤⁢⁤⁢⁤⁢⁢⁢⁤⁢⁤⁢⁤⁢⁢⁤⁤⁢⁤⁢⁠⁠⁤⁢⁢⁠⁢⁤⁢⁠UNCLASSIFIED
Containment Rating: ✖✖✖✖✖ (Redacted)
Assigned Team: None (Requests refused)
Location: Unknown. Or everywhere. Or both.


πŸ” Description:

No one has seen it.
No one remembers logging it.
And yet, it’s Exhibit #100. Always has been.

There is no record of its arrival.
No cage. No signage.
Only a laminated card that reads:
"Do Not Look. Especially if you think you haven't."

When asked, staff respond with:

  • “Oh… that one.”

  • “I thought we got rid of it?”

  • “We don’t talk about that.”

Those who try to speak about it forget halfway through their sentence.
Or begin to describe something completely unrelated (usually a peach or an uncle).
One intern tried to draw it. They drew their own birth certificate.


🧠 Effects:

  • Mild unease, followed by intense nostalgia for a place that doesn’t exist.

  • Clocks near it tick faster. Or backwards.

  • Anyone attempting to catalogue it disappears from HR records for exactly 13 minutes.

  • Its number (100) sometimes appears scratched into unrelated walls.

  • Mary once said: “If you see it… pretend you didn’t. That’s how it stays gone.”


πŸ“‹ Staff Notes:

  • Not on the feeding rota.

  • Not on the evacuation map.

  • Yet always listed. Always Exhibit #100.

  • A child once asked to see it by name. No one taught them the name.


Final Assessment:

Don’t approach it.
Don’t name it.
Don’t look for it.
And don’t ever mark it as “missing.”

Because that’s when it shows up.

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